Emotional IQ

For one of my business classes everyone had to take 7 personality tests. My results varied. I found out I have a very high percentage for "feeling", below average/ low conscientiouness, and a very low emotional IQ. At first I called these test results into question, but for the past 2 weeks I have realized these tests have some truth to them. There are serious communication problems with my female neighbors.
For example, my female neighbor under the alias "Biscuits", I decided to ask her -

Me: "Biscuits, do I seem well guarded or ambigious?"
Her: "Ambigious? Yes, ambigious would be a better term."

Here is evidence that those interesting/ time wasting/ somewhat truthful tests are semi accurate. I say there might be something wrong with me. I really think I need help. I guess the first step to realizing you have problem is admitting you have a problem.

Continued

Ok - so I was just going to leave my previous post as is and not elaborate, but it can't be helped. Living in student apartments the girl to guy ration is just as high. the one spot on campus where a guy might really feel out numbered is in the student cafe, especially during the lunch rush hour. Its like a hundred Pink Volkswagens to 20 spud potatoes. It just dosen't make sense; its illogical. I do have fears with such a huge gap between guys and women. I am afraid Im gonna lose my ability to communicate with my alpha male friends. I talk to females so much--I am afraid Im gonna start talking like them.
Fortunatley, with the comment I just made right now, outside of this blog, to my "female friend" I still talk and think like a guy. For the time being I think I am safe from this unavoidable future problem of communicating complications. Actually, with that said I need to learn how to converse and relate to my female community better. But like I said, this can be a precarious road.

3-1

It was brought to my attention I attend a school with a 3-1 girl to guy ratio. I had a local female neighbor ask me last night, "How does that make you feel?" First off, this is a very innocent comment/ question from a very innocent lady. My response was and I quote, " : ) "

What could I say - all I know is there's a lot of food for thought here.